Ratzy Tootsie
When they heard of the petition for the depenalization of homosexuality, Vatican City declared its concern for those countries that do not recognize the union between people of the same gender: they would be pilloried and they would have to undergo heavy discriminations.
I want to meet his authors!!!!!!!
Paraculando*
*there’s no translation, sorry. It’s like “raccomandato”, or “mafioso”, or “pizza”
Fabio Fazio apologizes for Marco Travaglio’s insults to Schifani, the new head of the Senate.
How many countries have tv hosts who don’t know the difference between “insult” and “fact”?
Schifani was in business with people who were later proved being mafiosi. That is not a n insult. That is a fact. The insult is that Schifani is now the second most important institution of the State. Oh, wait. Which State?
(Anyway I don’t want people to be angry at the David Letterman of the country in which Sandro Bondi is the minister of culture. He knows perfectly that apologogizing was the only way not to be kicked out, and no one wants Fabio Fazio to be kicked out from tv) (Primo Levi, with his “grey zone”, had got it all).
Hail to the condom
On February the 4th, 2008, Berlusconi’s mom died.
One of those people who, if God exited, would’ve been sterile.
But we want to have a racional and scientific approach to life, so questions stay open: in which part it is fault of this nice old woman and in which part it is fault of bad companies such as Craxi, Gelli and the highest level of Italian high finance?
Big night
Tonight on TV the governement is going to be killed. Prepare popcorns,
and then luggage.
The Freedom’s People Party is Berlusconi’s mint coke
Big news: Berlusconi has founded a new Party! Freedom’s people party for people who believe in freedom because they are part of people who popularly love freedom. He’s been obsessively repeating the same bullshit for 13 years now. He’s no more the new man coming to save us! But he’s smart, and he knows it. So he’s updating the brand: every industry that needs to renew its brand does it. You change the look, the slogan and a couple of details; but you leave unaltered the philosophy of the brand. This is marketing for dummies. A few years ago, not knowing how to catch the consumers’ attention anymore, the brand “coke” tried to launch the new mint coke: a total flop, the sign of an industry that was risking to reach the end….I’m rarely optimistic, but I have a good feeling about the success of this new Mediaset product.
PS: I googled “mint coke+Berlusconi” and that’s what I’ve found:
